Confessions of an Anxious Mortician

welcome to my anxious brain

A Piece Of Me, From A to Z

A- Age: 37
B- Biggest Fear: Spontaneously combusting
C- Current Time: 9:43 pm
D- Drink you last had: Wine
E- Easiest Person To Talk to: MY Jennifer
F- Favorite Song: Bohemian Rhapsody
G- Ghosts, are they real: No. But spirits are. As are fairies and elves.
H- Hometown: Albany, CA
I- Inside or Outside: Yes
J- Jealous Of: Women with cute calves who can wear heels
K- Killed Someone? Only with kindness. And by kindness I mean a shiv.
L- Last time you cried: A couple months ago
M- Middle Name: Don’t have one
N- Number of Siblings: 1 bio, 4 step
O- One Wish: To be independently wealthy
P- Person who you last called: Kamar
Q- Question you’re always asked: Are you going to be our next President?
R- Reason to smile: To show off my (beautiful) cheekbones.
S- Song last sang: Best of My Love by the Emotions https://youtu.be/N7kQkYyZz2A
T- Time you woke up: 7:30am
U- Underwear Color: Leopard print
V- Vacation Destination: The Caribbean Islands
W- Worst Habit: Leading with my negatives
X- X-Rays you’ve had: A lot
Y- Your favorite food: Cheese
Z- Zodiac Sign: Leo

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