Confessions of an Anxious Mortician

welcome to my anxious brain

Venting

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

If I were a rich old lady, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum! I would be eccentric! Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum!! (But I’m just poor and mediocre.) So I’m just neurotic. Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum!!! Image borrowed from https://classicbookreader.wordpress.com/2013/07/10/eccentric-old-book-lady/ Thank you!

Countdown To Family Chaos!

I found out this morning that my sister, her husband, their 8-year-old son, 5-year-old daughter, and 15-year-old cat are very likely moving into my parents’ house come this August. Now, this wouldn’t necessarily affect me, except that I too live in the house. Well, sort of. My bedroom is a glorified gardening shed (yes, literally) […]

Jack-Hammering Jerk-Face

I fell asleep sometime after 3:00am. I woke up the first time about 4:30am, then again at 6:08am. The next time I looked at the clock it was 8:24am. Then finally at 10:17am I decided to get up for the day. But it wasn’t totally my own decision. One of my close-in-proximity neighbors starting jack-hammering […]