Confessions of an Anxious Mortician

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Irrational Fears

Irrational, Perhaps. Impossible? No.

Let’s talk about irrational fears for a minute, shall we? Here are my top 5, as of today… My absolute #1 irrational fear is spontaneous combustion. Legit. Yes, I am aware of how silly that is. That’s why it’s irrational. I’m not a complete idiot. Just a little odd. Careening out of control in a […]

My Arm Is Killing Me. Literally.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I’m seriously dying. My right forearm has hurt for like three weeks. When I rub where it’s sore, I feel a tingling in my elbow. My guess is that I damaged some nerves when I smacked the hell out of my elbow on the dryer door. […]