Confessions of an Anxious Mortician

welcome to my anxious brain

Irrational, Perhaps. Impossible? No.

Let’s talk about irrational fears for a minute, shall we? Here are my top 5, as of today…

My absolute #1 irrational fear is spontaneous combustion. Legit. Yes, I am aware of how silly that is. That’s why it’s irrational. I’m not a complete idiot. Just a little odd.

Careening out of control in a car at any given moment. Even when I’m not in a car.

Number 3 is probably the fear of falling into a sidewalk grate in San Francisco, or a Manhole Cover literally anywhere.

Quicksand.

Even numbers.

This is a pretty good one, too!

What are you irrationally in fear of?

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